Smoking Gun
March 3, 2011
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/bizarre-musings-plastered-priest-034561
MARCH 3--Though he looks like a choir boy in his mug shot, Rev. Ignatius Kury acted rather devilishly following his bust last Thursday for drunk driving.
When Ohio cops approached the 35-year-old priest’s vehicle--which was off the roadway and in a swamp--Kury crawled from the driver’s seat into the back seat, where he curled into the fetal position and covered his head with a coat. Asked by a Brimfield Township Police Department officer if he was okay, Kury “stated he was trying out for ‘American Idol.’”
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After failing a series of field sobriety tests, Kury, a Ukranian Byzantine Catholic Church priest, was arrested and transported to a holding cell at police headquarters. While cuffed to a wall, Kury “unzipped his pants and exposed his penis,” according to a police report. He also became so “irrational, upset and verbally abusive” that officers began videotaping the rest of his booking.
During his taped 20-minute rant, Kury:
• Asked jailers, “You want me to give you a blowjob? Is that what you want?”
• Remarked, “I’ll give you the Sermon on the Mount. The Sermon on the Mount is this: Get these fucking [handcuffs] off me because I’m getting a rash!”
• Noted that he was being treated like Jeffrey Dahmer, the late serial killer.
• Warned that, “Oprah Winfrey is gonna have her fat ass down here.”
• Sang portions of the “Star Spangled Banner.”
Kury, whose blood alcohol content was measured at more than two times the legal limit, was later released on a personal recognizance bond. (3 pages)
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